Devil o the Highlands and Pasties
OMG! OMG! cried Sarah, you’re running the Devil tomorrow!
Sure enough it was you know, the day of reckoning had finally arrived. Tomorrow
I would line up with 150 other runners all intent on running the 43 miles along
the West highland Way from Tyndrum to Fort William climbing some 6000 feet over
mountain track and bleak, lonely but beautiful wilderness. The journey to here
as many will know has been plagued by injury having been out for over a year
with knee trouble then after getting back for four months only to be hit by an Achilles
problem. So getting in seven months of good training that has got me to the
start line has been a huge achievement in itself before the run even got
started. Huge thanks are due to Amanda for being my training buddy and for
keeping my legs in good shape with her magic hands.
The week prior to the run had been pretty fraught. Tapering
doesn’t sit well with me and I stressed about every little sensation in my legs
and even managed to catch a cold at the start of the tapering week, then
finished off the week by breaking a tooth and having to make a hasty visit to
the dentist. The final pre-race run with Sarah and Helen though confirmed I was
good to go and firing on all cylinders. I knew I’d had great training and got
the long runs in, I was feeling fit and had even been on the wagon for a month
and probably more importantly my head was in the right place figuratively
speaking so I was confident about how it would go.
Friday night was a bustling scene at BTW campsite as
everybody started gathering and the atmosphere was buzzing despite the wind and
rain periodically hammering the site. So glad we were in our cosy chalet.
Amanda and I arrived first followed by Helen and John. Then, after much
cajoling and abuse came world champion ultra-groupie Sarah herSelf (see what I
did there SarahJ )
followed by our new buddy, Ewan. A happy hour of banter and chatter followed
before we all turned in for what we knew was going to be a short sleep.
The condemned man ate a hearty breakfast, shot at dawn were
all analogies that seemed vaguely appropriate as I got myself out of bed
although unlike the man to be shot at dawn I didn’t have the luxury of staying
in bed till dawn as the sound of runners rousing at 4am began filtering through
into my unconscious bliss and cries to the effect of “kindly elevate yourself
from your place of slumber” from Sarah got me up and about (she might have
worded it slightly differently). I had decided on cheese on toast for my
“condemned man’s” breakfast. Somehow over the last few months I’d arrived at
the conclusion that cheese was my rocket fuel and would see me float
effortlessly across the line in FW, more about that later.
Finally we all vacated the chalet and headed for the registration
at the Green Welly where it was great to finally meet the big bearded wonder
that is David Etchells. By now the wind was howling and the rain was lashing.
Much as it was going to do for much of the day in fact. The clock marched on
though and soon there was no avoiding the fact that it was time to go out in
the rain and get some running done. Strangely I have no recollection of the
actual start itself but it must have happened because I found myself running
out of Tyndrum and up the West Highland Way thinking “OMG! OMG! I’m doing it,
I’m doing it!” (I say everything twice when I’m panicking for some reason). Now
don’t panic DON’T PANIC! (see), keep your pace down you’re not running a 10k
you know” I did settle down though, eventually seeing both Noanie and Amanda
gliding along and running comfortably. I wouldn’t see them again till the end
as we all ran our own races.
I soon settled down though and began running smoothly myself
and started enjoying the sights and sounds of people doing pretty much the same
as me, heading out on an adventure. On rounding a corner I came across a
surreal site of five gentlemen standing randomly positioned on the hillside all
having a pee but looking for all the world like a group of meerkats. Still,
needs must but I thought it was only the ladies that went together.
The run down to Bridge of Orchy was lovely and seemed
effortless and I was surprised how soon it was we arrived at the checkpoint.
Loved seeing all my Daftie friends there, this was a real surprise and the fact
that they kept popping up all over the place was amazing and lifted me up no
end. In fact on leaving the village I had my first of many emotional blips I
was to have during the day as I trotted up over Mam Carraigh.
Glencoe |
starting up Devils Staircase |
So far though I didn’t feel like yielding although
throughout the run I was questioning whether or not I really was going to
finish. I kinda felt that if I got through KLL I’d go on and finish and when I
did get there I knew for definite I’d make it. I was feeling ok at this point
and David Moonie and John cheered me in which gave me a great lift as did
seeing my fantastic support team of Clark and Adrienne what with Clarks
customary abuse and encouragement J
and Adrienne searching frantically in my bag for items that in my imagination I
had packed but in reality had forgotten. The only disappointment was I’d
forgotten Sarah was going home at Glencoe and she was soo missed at the KLL
checkpoint and I missed the big hug I had for her. It’ll keep though Sarah, I
owe you one. Also I felt a bit sad for David Meldrum who I knew was itching to
run a few miles with somebody but to be honest, when I’m suffering I just need
to run alone. My spirits were a little low now, punished by the weather as I
had been, even my cheese and onion pasty was limp and soggy but hey, it was my
wonder food and will power me unstoppably to the finish right? Erm….
battling across Lairig Mor |
The overriding memory of my last seven miles on the race was
the growing and inescapable feeling that perhaps my beloved pasties had
deceived me. Over the months of training they had built up this belief within
me that like Barclays Bank they would always be there. When the going got tough
they would come to my aid. Alas I was deceived; their promises were built on
sand. Soon I found myself in the mire both physically and metaphorically.
Energy levels had plummeted to a level below an AAA battery that’s been
powering the Wallace Memorial flood lights for a week. I simply couldn’t run. I
kept trying but the legs just would not go. The journey down through the zigzag
forest tracks was a nightmare. I could not understand why my body was shutting
down when I hadn’t got to the end yet. I couldn’t even run downhill and could
only walk. A couple of miles from the end Helen flew past me like a thing
possessed and asked me how I was. I said I was mobile but couldn’t run. I
couldn’t even jog in with her. I marvelled and envied how lightly she could run
after traveling so far and how soon she would be at the finish. I just had to
dig in and carry on but there was no way I wanted her to wait for me. She had
achieved what she had set out to do and I was so happy for her.
the finish |
The track seemed to go on for ever as I slowly closed in on
my goal but eventually I hit the road leading to Fort William and then came the
final interminable walk in to the finish. On rounding the final bend though I
saw a group of people standing by where I knew the finish was. They put up a
cheer as I saw them and I responded with a wave back to them. At this stage I
thought they were just random kindly people at the check point but as I got
closer I realised it was largely my Daftie friends. Noanie, David Mooney,
Julie, Amanda, Clark, Adrienne, David Meldrum, Helen, John and many others who
I knew from fb too. The tears were barely controllable as I got closer and
impossible to control as I crossed the line having achieved a dream I once
thought had passed me by.
Little further of note happened that day. A slight problem
ensued at the leisure centre when it appeared I’d lost my trousers but Clark
was able to reunite me with them as I sat shivering in the changing room. The
finale to the day was to wearily pick up a takeaway Indian and get home to
enjoy my curry with a long awaited glass of wine to end a thoroughly memorable
day.
The coveted reward |
Thanks to John and anyone else whose pictures I've stolen, hope you dont mind :-)
http://connect.garmin.com/activity/353063036
Eeh lad tha' were grand tha' were xxx
ReplyDelete(try a scotch pie next time!)
Priceless! Good lessons learnt and an amusing tale...if only for the rest of us! Onwards and upwards! But with some 'proper' nutrition!!
ReplyDeleteBrilliant report, and bloody well done for crossing that finish line. And yes, the hug can keep - it'll be drier (less rainy and less sweaty) too. :-)
ReplyDeletefantastic, you made it real and I felt your suffering, but man, you are strong and you did it. Well done.
ReplyDeletePS have you thought of trying a buttery instead - yum yum
Awww, thanks guys. I'm so happy to have done it on a day like that :-)
ReplyDeleteLoved reading this, Bob...though I don't envy you the weather, the exhaustion (or the cheese and onion pasties!)
ReplyDeleteMany congratulations on being a Daftie who has conquered the Devil. :-)
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Deletewell done Bob it was good to meet you .
inspirational reading mate now put the grill on time for some cheese on toast :-)
Dave Etchells.
Alisa I may have to rethink my cheese pasty strategy :-)
ReplyDeleteCheese is on its way from the kitchen :-)
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